I woke up
for work
a half hour
late

When I
got to work,
my boss
called me
pathetic

During lunch,
I spilled
taco sauce
all over
my crotch

On the way
home,
the radiator
overheated
and the
car broke
down

While trying
to get money
out of an
ATM machine
to pay the
guy to tow the
car,
the machine
ate my
card

When I finally
got home,
I noticed
the goldfish
floating at
the top
of the
tank...

...and I
realized
his day
had been
worse